Me and my father

Me and my father before exam

Me and my father after results

Sufficient salary

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me. But how will you survive?

5 hours later

Dad: Son, you'd better pass that exam, or else forget me as your father!!!
Son: Sure, whatever, dad.


5 hours later

Dad: So, how was you exam??
Son: Who the hell are you?

First day at school joke

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Knock Knock - Caterpillar joke

Knock Knock Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who? Caterpillar a few mice for you!

Bug joke of the day for kids

Bug joke of the day for kids 
Jake says: "Waiter, what is this bug in my soup?"

Waiter says: "How should I know? I don't know one bug from another. I am a waiter, not an entomologist!"

An ideal homework excuse joke

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.

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