tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5510450955069494132024-03-05T18:18:28.973-08:00Kids JokesKid Jokes Everyday!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.comBlogger115125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-83387023373566937182013-07-22T01:07:00.003-07:002013-07-22T01:07:22.027-07:00Actual newspaper headline<br /><table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; height: 22px; line-height: 21px; text-align: start; width: 600px;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.<br />
Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."<br />
Sign in a veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"<br />
Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."<br />
Sign at the electic company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."<br />
Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!"<br />
Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."<br />
Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."<br />
Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up."<br />
Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."</span></span></td></tr>
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?</div>
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Student: Not really.</div>
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Question: What holds the sun up in the sky?<br />
Answer: Sunbeams!<br />
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Question: What object is king of the classroom?<br />
Answer: The ruler!<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-178885185541709732013-07-22T01:02:00.000-07:002013-07-22T01:02:08.791-07:00Computer jokes<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Question: Why was the computer so tired when it got home? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Answer: Because it had a hard drive. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Question: Why was the fish afraid of the computer?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Answer: Because it did'nt want to get caught in the net!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Question: Through which windows we cannot get air?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Answer: Through computer windows.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-7913709847732040892013-07-17T00:38:00.001-07:002013-07-17T00:38:06.826-07:00Teacher and pupil joke<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Teacher:Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank!<br /> <br /> Pupil:Why,Miss,I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet!</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-5422943935398169912013-07-15T02:23:00.001-07:002013-07-15T02:23:16.226-07:00Light Bulb Jokes<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.<br />
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.<br /><br />
Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />
A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get
around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The
lightbulb costs three million dollars.<br /><br />
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?<br />
A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.<br /><br />
Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.<br /><br />
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.<br /><br />
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?<br /><br />
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A: Evolution can only produce different shapes of light bulbs; it can never change it into an animal.<br /><br />
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
A: Two, the new one and the old one.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-48672821701906437372013-07-12T02:19:00.000-07:002013-07-22T01:04:43.054-07:00Funny pictures<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-4485462628723331562013-07-12T02:09:00.001-07:002013-07-12T02:10:33.497-07:00Marry devil sister<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to
cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and
hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">"Who are you?" he asked.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">"I'm the Devil!" she responded.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">From: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/11/divorce-study_0_n_3581413.html </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-51053987692020720032013-07-04T00:53:00.000-07:002013-07-04T00:53:12.995-07:00Today's funny pictures<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-38958307450143122252013-07-04T00:50:00.001-07:002013-07-04T00:50:07.518-07:00Puns for kids<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.</span></b><br />
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and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Johnny.</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." </span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Then
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."</span></b></i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-12557616197485814222013-06-27T20:29:00.002-07:002013-06-27T20:29:37.701-07:00One Liner joke for Kids<br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What do you do when your chair breaks?</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Call a chairman</span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What do you call the best butter on the farm?</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A goat.</span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A brick layer!</span></b></i><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What do you call a song sung in an automobile?</span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A cartoon.</span></b></i><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-18027403599714090392013-06-20T23:35:00.001-07:002013-06-20T23:35:12.372-07:00Why did the cow cross the road <i><b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />Question: Why did the cow cross the road?<br /><br />Answer: To get to the Mooovies!</span></b></i><br />
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Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status
Updates!<br /><br />COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I
lead a dangerous lifestyle!"<br /><br />Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad.
What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"<br /><br />Mosquito: "I am HIV
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<br />FOR THE DRESSING350g (12oz) plain flour <br />75g (2 ½oz) granulated sugar <br />3 ½ tsp baking powder <br />2 tsp fine salt <br />750ml (1 ¼ pint) buttermilk <br />75g (2 ½oz) unsalted butter, melted and cooled, plus more for cooking <br />6 large organic eggs <br />250ml (½ pint) milk <br /> maple syrup, warmed, for serving</b></i></span>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-10325659928770377242013-06-19T18:47:00.001-07:002013-06-19T18:47:14.625-07:00Celiac Disease<b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Have you ever eaten gluten? No, not glue — gluten! If you've ever
eaten a piece of bread, a slice of pizza, or a bowl of cereal, chances
are you have.</span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What's Gluten?</span></span></h3>
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</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Gluten (say: <strong>gloo</strong>-tin) is a protein found in wheat,
rye, and barley — grains that are in many everyday foods. Most of us eat
food with gluten with no trouble. But for some people, eating gluten
can cause a reaction in their bodies. Someone who has this problem has
celiac (say: <strong>see</strong>-lee-ak) disease.</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> After you eat food, it goes to your stomach, which is part of a group of organs that make up your digestive system. An important part of the digestive system is the small intestine, which is lined with villi (say: <strong>vil</strong>-eye).</span></span></b><br />
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</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Villi are usually described as microscopic, finger-like projections.
Weird, huh? Fingers in your intestines! But don't forget that they're
microscopic, meaning they are extremely small — so small you can't see
them without a microscope. The villi are important because they absorb nutrients into the body.</span></span></b><br />
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</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> For someone with celiac disease, eating gluten — in a piece of bread,
for instance — causes an immune system reaction. Your immune system
ordinarily keeps you from getting sick, but in someone with celiac
disease, the body starts damaging and destroying the villi. Without
villi, the body can't absorb vitamins and nutrients from food. Without
enough nutrients, a kid's body has a tough time staying healthy and
growing properly. Even if the person eats a lot, he or she still might
lose weight and might develop anemia (say: uh-<strong>nee</strong>-me-uh) from not absorbing enough iron.</span></span></b>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-47794171703471062182013-06-19T18:45:00.002-07:002013-06-19T18:45:18.981-07:00Rain a lot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>It really rained a lot! Look at the buckets she used.</b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the
driver's door.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"Is there a problem Officer?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence
please?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"You don't have one?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"I'm sorry, I can't do that."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The policeman says, "Why not?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"I stole this car."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The officer says, "Stole it?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"She's in the boot if you want to see."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes, five police cars show </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping
his half drawn gun.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the
owner."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"Murdered the owner?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car
please?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving licence."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens the wallet and examines the </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me
you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and </span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">murdered the owner."</span></b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding,
too!"</span></b></i></span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-33321193269095047732013-06-13T01:10:00.000-07:002013-06-13T01:10:08.536-07:00Sufficient salary<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me. But how will you survive?</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-88660611810037856562013-06-13T01:07:00.000-07:002013-06-13T01:07:02.974-07:005 hours later<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dad: Son, you'd better pass that exam, or else forget me as your father!!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Son: Sure, whatever, dad.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>5 hours later</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dad: So, how was you exam??</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Son: Who the hell are you?</span><br />
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-35436659821576018222012-09-02T23:21:00.000-07:002012-09-02T23:21:07.756-07:00First day at school joke<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="height: 22px; width: 478px;"><tbody>
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Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun! </td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-25042561854625371382012-09-02T23:19:00.002-07:002012-09-02T23:20:25.799-07:00Knock Knock - Caterpillar joke<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="height: 22px; width: 478px;"><tbody>
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Who's there!<br />
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Caterpillar!<br />
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Caterpillar who?<br />
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Caterpillar a few mice for you!</td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-64698706429076915232012-08-27T01:16:00.003-07:002012-08-27T01:16:38.975-07:00Bug joke of the day for kids<strong>Bug joke of the day for kids</strong> <br />Jake says: "Waiter, what is this bug in my soup?"<br />
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Waiter says: "How should I know? I don't know one bug from another. I am a waiter, not an entomologist!"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551045095506949413.post-79992227500932875512012-08-23T01:43:00.001-07:002012-08-23T01:43:32.039-07:00An ideal homework excuse joke<br />Teacher: Where is your homework? <br />
<br />Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.<br />
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<a href="http://www.kidsjokesoftheday.com/" target="_blank">Kids jokes</a> provide all kinds of kids jokes.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03265767386491306076noreply@blogger.com0