1. What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
2. What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
3. What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab!
4. Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
5. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant!